ariesarose:

thats good
im pretty great too
albeit a bit bored

i know that feeling all to well
i suggest watching a movie or dancing 

ariesarose:

well now that that is out of the way
how are you 

oh im great i guess
you?? 

ariesarose:

i didnt now it was possible to hate you until now
whether its platonically or not i dont know but

no dave
no 

its a joke calm down

ariesarose:

oh ok

must be some endurance they have
can we not talk about other people masturbating its kinda weird 

oh the topic bother you
ok what do you wanna talk about
you masturbating
me masturbating
us all masturbating
i regret nothing 

ariesarose:

formidableprocreator liked your post: i come back from my bubble bath and the first..

is that a yes
ill just assume its a yes

i feel kind of bad for the people
constantly dealing with sexual frustration
their hands must be tired 

it was a yes
its time 

im sure theyre used to it so they dont get tired that easily 

ariesarose:

oh no whatever should i do

pft who am i kidding

corpse party

{ takes a hat out of her sylladex and puts it on his face. whump. }

> What is she even—
> Open one eye.
what are you doing 

(Source: formidableprocreator)

ariesarose:

please dont kick my eye that would kinda hurt

ok stare down lets go

{ staaaaaare. }

i wont kick your eye dont worry

> Staaaarreee.
> Pretend to crack under pressure.

oh lordy i cant handle it anymore 

> Fall back.
> Pretend your dead. 

(Source: formidableprocreator)

ariesarose:

not if i keep my eyes on you!

i dont think you can handle a stare down with me

 i accept this challenge
 
prepare for a butt kicking
or eye kicking
fuck thatd hurt
 

(Source: formidableprocreator)

ariesarose started following you

another one
 
got my eyes on you too