—happy ds—
I've got this planet in my hands.
You know I'll waste it if I can.
Come on let's give it a twist
and if it all turns to shit
Oh wait, let's try that again.
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thephilosopherprince:

she does bite for an fyi

Other than her mild psychotic-ness she’s a pretty cool chick.
…And I’d prefer if she kept her teeth off me.

just check yourself
before you wreck yourself
or before she bites you with her fucking razor teeth
 

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walletfetchmodus:

formidableprocreator:

You close your eyes tightly when his lips come in contact with your neck and you slightly bend your elbows. “Urrkk” You lick the back of the gag a few times before opening your eyes again. What if people from work saw your hickies? Hopefully he wouldn’t make then that noticeable. You made that mistake before. You stuck out your bottom lip more as if to dare him to kiss it again. This was a scenario from one of your dirtiest thirteen year old fantasies and hey, you were gonna milk it.

You smirk and glide your thumb along his lip. “Why should I, hm?” You ask, as if you’ve read his mind. Your other hand drags from his hip to his groin, which you cup. “mmn. I think I’ll put my mouth other places.” You kneel and pull his pants down. “Why Mr. Strider, you’re so large.” You smirk, he’s not bigger than you, but he is large. “Someone needs to change for daddy.” You get up and pull a pair of sheer pink panties from your drawer. “Stand up.”

You groan loudly and roll your hips as he cups your growing bulge. When he asks for you to stand up you groan with frustration more than anything and roll off of the bed, carefully standing up. “‘S th’s n’cces’ry” You slightly glare (in a playful way) and look at the bed. “Jus’ pl’w me into th’ bed j’sus chr’st” then you slowly walk towards him.

Y34H W3LL 1M NOT L1K3 YOUR H4RLOTS H3H3H3 1V3 Y3T TO M33T 4 STR1D3R TH4T M4K3S M3 SWOON 4ND 1 DOUBT YOUR3 H1M - Your tone is challenging, as if daring him to try. An amused smirk plays over your lips. -

theyre not harlots
theyre girls with great taste
i bet i am
> Put a hand on your hip and snap in a z formation. 

BUT 1TS OK4Y D4V3 C4US3 1 4M MUCH MOR3 M4TUR3 TH4N YOUR 34RTH F3M4L3S >:]

yeah i caught that
because you dont swoon constantly when it comes to me which is quite disappointing 

YOU D1DNT KNOW HOW OLD 1 W4S D4V3 >8O 1M ONLY L1K3— W3LL 1M 4LMOST 10 SW33PS NOW BUT NOT Y3T >:] TH4TS ONLY L1K3 UHHH 19 OF YOUR 34RTH Y34RS >:?

oh

R34LLY >:? WOW TH4TS 4LMOST OLD3R TH4N M3 >:TTT

jesus christ what

Y3S 1 KNOW TH4T ON BOTH 4COUNTS BUT H3 1S L1K3 ONLY 4 SW33P OLD TH4T 1S NOT 1N H1S VOC4BUL4RY

pretty sure hes fifteen

YOUR3 SM4LL CH1LD 1S OUT OF CONTROL D4V3 H3 C4LL3D M3 4 B4B3 >:T

you are a babe
its a compliment